Babies

What in the world has happened to Earth?

Every person I know is pregnant with child. 

It's like they have nothing better to do

Than to give birth. 

You know what I think?

I think it's a scam. 

I think this whole baby thing is just kind of a fad. 

I bet you if Facebook had never been born

None of these babies would have been either. 

Ain't that just sad?

But I am just an old cynical man

What do I know? What do I care?

But I tell you, if I see one more Instagram

Of a baby, I'm going to scream, I swear.